Sunday, 11 April 2010

Things that make me go hmmmm

Riots - They sound so glamorous but the pictures I'm seeing from Toyland and Craig is Stan just make it all seem a bit I dont know, dangerous and uncomfortable. What's worse, they seem to be campaigning to replace their current dictatorial regimes with their previous dictatorial regimes. So I guess it's true what they say, absence make the heart grow fonder. Hmmmm

Bicycle Maintenance - it initially appears fiendishly simple. Oil this thing, tighten that thing. Buy expensive accessory that is designed specifically not to fit this model of this make. But wait, even better. Buy it off the internet. It's cheaper. And so easy to return. Hmmmmm

Voting - So, I've always been a bit political. I mean political with a small p. Otherwise it wouldn't be good grammer. Unless it started the sentence I mean. This year I find myself residing in the good ol UK of GB & NI. So exciting, my first election. Unfortunately Thatcher is not still in power so I can't vote against her but at least there's Cameron. Such a nice boy. The thing is (a situation very similar to that at home and really these days in most if not all 'civilized' western 'democracies') nobody on offer really stands for much of anything. Politics (with a capital P!) has evolved in the same way that society has evolved. The big questions are what colour scheme do you want yours. It's all the same product with a slightly different colour paint job. It's the model-t ford with options. I want that metalicized one. You know the one, it looks a bit like water with a hint of oil on top. Yeah, I like those ones. I guess that would be the monster raving looney part. Although as I already mentioned, Thatcher is no longer with us.

This was old. I didn't publish it before. It was in draft. So I published it today. Bite me



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